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Itspizzatime

Christopher Rivera.
20, Doing Work!
Last.fm - 25,000 :)
looking at my tumblr gives you a good summary of me. Follow!
Sep 1 '14
Sep 1 '14
  • normal person: sings lyrics
  • me: sings lyrics
  • : sings backup vocals
  • : sings guitar riffs
  • : air-drums entire song
  • : headbangs
Sep 1 '14

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

Sep 1 '14

(Source: 2-shane-s)

Sep 1 '14
rauhlgang:

💘💖 daddi hates u 💖💘

rauhlgang:

💘💖 daddi hates u 💖💘

(Source: 2000ish)

Sep 1 '14

snott-rocket:

This is my favorite thing ever

(Source: innocenttmaan)

Sep 1 '14

(Source: barack-obottm)

Sep 1 '14

johnandpaul1:

"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp

(Source: loopholes)

Sep 1 '14

(Source: aliviajoelynn)

Sep 1 '14
thingsonhazelshead:

keeping up with the news during vacation.

thingsonhazelshead:

keeping up with the news during vacation.

Sep 1 '14

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

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I almost spit out my water

Sep 1 '14
didgeridood:


after watching anaconda

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

Sep 1 '14

thatwetshirt:

andy dwyer, king of logic

Sep 1 '14

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

Sep 1 '14

zootedboy:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.